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Some Famous and Not So Famous Quotes about Pets

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Dogs never lie about love--Jeffery Masson
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.  -Phil Pastoret
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.  Elizabeth Taylor
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. Nora Ephron
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.  Robertson Davies, Canadian author
Handle every situation like a dog: If you can't eat it or screw it...piss on it and walk away. author unknown
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog; it merely expands the heart. If you have loved many dogs, your heart is very big.
  E. Jong
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.  Henry David Thoreau
In studying the traits and dispositions of the so-called lower animals, and contrasting them with man's, I find the result humiliating to me.  Mark Twain
A dog wags its tail with its heart.  Martin Buxbaum
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.  Holbrook Jackson
I had a little dog and my dog was very small….Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of all.  Francis Cornford
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.  In turn they give us their all.  It is the best deal man ever made. ~ M. Facklam

All in the town were still asleep,

When the sun came up with a shout and a leap.

In the lonely streets unseen by man,

A little dog danced. And the day began.  Robert Rupert
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.  He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.    --- Author Unknown
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction--and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. Stephen Baker
I want to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.  Author Unknown.
My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.  Toby & Eileen Green
I can train any dog in five minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.
-- Barbara Woodhouse

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. George Eliot
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it." — Laurence J. Peter
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. - Louis Sabin

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail..- Henry Wheeler Shaw

If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either. - Unknown
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.  Samuel Butler (1835-1902)

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! - Dave Barry

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.- Dave Barry

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face--Ben Williams
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. Edward Abbey
If your dog is fat, it means you aren't getting enough exercise.--unknown
A hungry dog hunts best.-- Lee Trevino, US golfer

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he ill not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man---Mark Twain,

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.- Rita Rudner

Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted -Sian Ford

Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.- Lewis Grizzard

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. -John Steinbeck

The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien. - Plato

Dogs are like perpetual 2-year-old toddlers, they talk back to you and misbehave sometimes, but you never have to worry about the company they keep, putting braces on their teeth, saving for a college education or them blaming you for who they are. Jane Knittle owner

Unlike a teenager, a dog cannot embarrass you in public by the way they are dressed. Jane Knittle owner

Dressing our pets is an extension of ourselves, either who we are or who we want to be. Jane Knittle owner

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. - Roger Caras

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life. Bob Barker

Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way, you treat a dog! Charles F. Doran

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.- Will Rogers
I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend-- Barf, John Candy (Spaceballs)
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. Louis Sabin

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. Anatole France

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.   Mark Twain
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.  Aldous Huxley
Dogs never lie about love. Jeffery MassonBlessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog. Sidney Jeanne Seward

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. - Andy Rooney

Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles M. Schultz

Politics are not my concern... they impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies. - Rudyard Kipling

Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another.- Adam Smith

My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes. -Author Unknown

The more people I meet the more I like my dog. - Unknown

You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. - Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.- Christopher Hampton

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.  Gandhi

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. - Abraham Lincoln

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.- Alexander Pope

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion. - Washington Irving

My little dog---a heartbeat at my feet. Edith Wharton

Every dog must have his day. - Jonathan Swift
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. - Gilda Radner

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. - Unknown

Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort. Paul Corey, Do Cats Think?
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.- Woodrow Wilson

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Christopher Morley

Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart. - Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, Dogs: The Wolf Within

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.- Dwight D. Eisenhower

There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there. - Lee Iacocca

You learn in this business: If you want a friend, get a dog. - Carl Icahn
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the fore part plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.  Henry David Thoreau
Of all animals, he alone attains to the Contemplative Life.  Andrew Lang, "On Observing His Cats"
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. George F. Will

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.  Andrew A. Rooney

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.- Sue Murphy

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. - Steve Allen

My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dog's eyes. Author Unknown

Spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. - Steven Wright

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

There are no ordinary cats. Colette

Think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. - George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"

If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either. Unknown

The more people I meet the more I like my dog. Unknown

To err is human, to forgive, canine.  Unknown

My dog is usually pleased with what I do because she is not infected with the concept of what I &quote;should&quote; be doing.- Lonzo Idolswine

When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long.- Unknown

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Mark Twain

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made a slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Anonymous

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. Montaigne

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. Author Unknown
You become responsible forever for what you have tamed.  Antoine de Saint-Exupery
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.   Milan Kundera
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.   Ernest Hemingway
I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.   Abraham Lincoln
Any glimpse into the life of an animal quickens our own and makes it so much the larger and better in every way.  John Muir
I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night. - Greg Louganis
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Qui me amat, amet et canem meum.("Love me, love my dog.")  St. Bernard, A.D. 1150, Sermo Primus
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.   Robert A. Heinlein
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. Smiley Blanton